.It's big, orange and round and was very popular a few years ago but
is now considered a bit naff. Yes of course I'm referring to George Michael!
And to celibrate Britain's premier fake tanned toilet trading artiste we have produced a
very limited edition 70s style Space Hopper with his hairy chinned chops pictured on the
front. So girls, if you want to sit on George Michael's face, realistically this is
the only chance you'll get!
Every effort has been
made to make this product as orangey as Mr Michael's own mush. Following years of research
in the cupboard under our stairs, the eminent physician Dr Sunni Delight has hit the
jackpot. Combining the contents of a Kia Ora squash carton, some carrots, the
leathery skin off bootsale boiler David Dickenson's forehead, a handful of Mick Hucknell's
pubes and then making it all radioactive by leaving it floating for two weeks off the
coast of Cumbria he has produced something so unfeasibly orange it could pass as the
former Wham star's amber sunbed burnt bonce.
Whilst at Club Tropicana the drinks may be free, we expect
hard cash for our efforts so send £69 to bouncybiffer@soundxp.com.
Go for it, young guns!
Links to some other overpriced
rubbish you may have missed (if you
had something better to do with your time and money):
.It's big, orange and round and was very popular a few years ago but
is now considered a bit naff. Yes of course I'm referring to George Michael!
And to celibrate Britain's premier fake tanned toilet trading artiste we have produced a
very limited edition 70s style Space Hopper with his hairy chinned chops pictured on the
front. So girls, if you want to sit on George Michael's face, realistically this is
the only chance you'll get!
