.Here Comes Your Man!

Weyhey!  It's Gigantic!  There's nothing fishy about this offer, as once more SoundsXP have pushed the boat out and come up with a real catch!  Yes it's an ornamental tribute to the blubbery former frontman for the Pixies, Frank Black!  Yes, surely all monkeys will go to heaven at the sight of this limited edition porcelain product by top purveyors of pottery crap, Franklin Munt.  This superb piece brilliantly captures everyone's favourite punky pop Pixie performer partaking in his favourite pastime. Probably.  Buy now, as we only have a hundred of these little beauties available! 

[Note to sub-editor: A bleeding hundred to shift!... sweet Jesus, what were you thinking of?.... It's obviously a garden gnome with Frank's face painted on!  Are Franklin Munt taking the piss?   When I face the shareholders with my arse on the line, you had better be right behind me.  No, I mean... oh forget it, get it sorted!]