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sex pistols thimbles-large.jpg (20747 bytes)When you think of the Sex Pistols what are the first things that spring to mind?   Bondage trousers?  Expletive riddled TV appearances?  Spiky hair?   er thimbles? Yes, this week your favourite journal of high quality cash-ins intends outdoing Malcolm McLaren at his own game with our tasteful tribute to The Sex Pistols on their 27th anniversary. Meticulously created from finest china, these beautiful pottery tributes have been hand-crafted by blind thalidomides in a roofless shed in the Latin Quarter of Stoke.

Priced at a measly £29.99 for the three the little finger pots could be used as spitoons by very accurate gobbers or contraceptives by tidgy winkled love muffins.  Or for the more conservative amongst you you could just put them on a shelf where they can gather dust and ridicule.

Indeed, believe it or not (and we suspect not) these little ornaments are now all the rage amongst middle aged punkers, the length and breadth of this festering isle. One, a Mr Jimmy Pursey of Hersham said "I can't get enough of the little bleeders.  I've got nearly 200 which I keep in a cabinet in my conservatory. My favourite's one for Watty of the Exploited".


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Words for all products - Paul M.  Images - Huw E.