Yes there's
hardly been a dry eye in SoundsXP Towers recently since the news of the tragic early death
of one of music's Mr Nice Guys. The loss by heart failure of a man whose integrity,
political conviction and musical songwriting dexterity made him truly a worthy icon for
anyone with a modicum of good taste. A man who in some way or another will have
influenced at least half the bands we hold so dear. Yes, RIP Joe Strummer. However sadly due to a mix up in communication between an Albanian
refugee temping in our Novelty Tat Department and a Vietnamese boat person temping at our
suppliers, Franklin Munt, we have received delivery of a batch of 1000 plates with some
high pitched bearded freak on them. Swallowing our pride as easily as you'll be
swallowing the mushy peas and chips you can place on these plates we now offer them to
you, our lovely gullible readers. So stick a pie on it or stick the thing on your wall, we
don't care just so long as you give us your cash and get the embarrassing things out of
our sight. |