The Libertines Doll
Another Tacky Plastic Tribute from
SoundsXP
Gor blimey and strike a light! You wouldn't Adam and Eve your
mince pies! Yes, the third best band in Bethnal Green are the subject of our offer
this week with a fab toy dolly. Handcrafted by Franklin Munt using only the finest
recycled plastic from old Jam, Clash and Sham 69 records, it is as authentic a London
product as Arthur Mullard doing the Lambeth Walk stuffing his Boat Race with a bag of
jellied eels.
The Libertines doll comes complete
with Guardsman uniform so all you ladies who wanted to see Pete's bare skin can er see his
bearskin. And at the pull of a string our little Libertine speaks! Yes, with no
expense spared we got Dick Van Dyke to specially record some familiar Pete Doherty lines
so in the comfort of your own home you can hear the dolly say "Mine's a light and
bitter", "Gertcha!", "You're 'avin' a laaarffff!" and "It'll
cost you a monkey to stick your Gibraltar up me Khyber". Send a Lady
Godiva to tom-tit@soundsxp.com to reserve this
load of old pony.
Note: The Libertines doll has a tendency to fall over.
Links to some other overpriced
rubbish you may have missed (if you
had something better to do with your time and money):
Gor blimey and strike a light! You wouldn't Adam and Eve your
mince pies! Yes, the third best band in Bethnal Green are the subject of our offer
this week with a fab toy dolly. Handcrafted by Franklin Munt using only the finest
recycled plastic from old Jam, Clash and Sham 69 records, it is as authentic a London
product as Arthur Mullard doing the Lambeth Walk stuffing his Boat Race with a bag of
jellied eels. 
