Top o' the morning to ya!  This week, Dublin's finest pocket sized preacher is the subject of a soundsxp offer!  Yes, we've joined forces with those limitless suppliers of er limited edition tat, Franklin Munt, to offer you a model of that seaside favourite, Mr Punch in the form of the diminutive publicity seeking interfering twat er I mean spokeperson for a generation, Bono Vox!

Whilst no-one would suggest Bono slaps his missus around there are similiarities between the popular wooden big chinned freak and Mr Punch.  One has to be the company they keep, Bono happy to be photographed alongside dodgy right wing European politicians, Chirac and Berlusconi and Mr Punch with crocodiles,  policemen and er sausages. 

So still haven't found what you're looking for? If you buy only one useless piece of throwaway merchandise this year, make sure it's this one!  And remember if love comes to town, this doll also makes a fabulous wooden sex toy*! 

*Beware of splinters in the sphincter.

Please send your credit card number to bighairedtwats@soundsxp.com.