Having spent the best part of a couple of days at a secret lab at the bottom of our back garden, our hard-working team of crazy eggheads have made an amazing scientific breakthrough,.  Yes, they have discovered another cracking product for us to flog to you!  A rock star egg!  Our three hundred chickens, force fed on a diet of rotten apples, melon, caulies and smashing pumpkins, have now begun laying eggs that bear an uncanny resemblance to slapheaded superstar, Billy Corgan of recently demised goth snorebores, the Smashing Pumpkins! 

Rather than allow our idea to be poached by NME or Lidl we have joined forces with that highly ethical multinational, Smoking Beagle Petro-chemicals Inc to mass produce this little nest egg.  And knowing that our readers care passionately about animal welfare, as we truly do too, we have naturally required assurances from the company that it would [note to sub-editor – insert some made up crap about CFCs, mink coats, rainforests, organic tofu or whatever it is those smelly tree hugging hippies believe in].  Its Chairman, Dr Chuck E Egg, speaking from his Oval Office, promised us that he will not personally stamp on any chicks unless drunk.  A truly admirable stance, we're sure you'll agree.

So there you have it, another unbelievable product from your favourite, caring, sharing, music webzine.

Apology:   We are legally obliged to apologise to a Mrs Ethel Nugent of Woolwich for the loss of her right arm due to a small mechanical defect in the clock which meant that it became dangerous if the Liam spud was wound up.  We'll see the daft old trout in court.