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Everyone must now know about Craig Nicholls
obsession with dead cow patties. Everywhere you looked during the summer and autumn,
from The World's Biggest (ie only) Weekly Music Snoozepaper to the supposedly respectable
broadsheets, there were pictures of a mong faced loon, playing up for the camera
accompanied by profound thoughts such as "I live on Big Macs!" and "Woohoo
I'm a Loony!". Well as you'd expect from a reputable webzine such as this
august organ, we will have no truck with such nonsense. Clearly the lad's slightly
unhinged so it's wrong to profit from his madness... Unless of course we happen to have a
load of old figues for Popeye's burger chomping sidekick, Wimpy, and decide to stick Craig
Nicholls head on it! Yes, that's class! And thanks to a misquote in the order
to those manufacturers of irrelevant low quality tat, Franklin Munt, we have a thousand of
these babies to shift!
- Yours for only £3.99 including fries and a coke or you can
upgrade to the Nirvana model for only 29p more...
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