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Jesus and Mary Chain Necklace!

You'll 'Never Understand'..... why it's so cheap!
jamc_necklace_large2.jpg (25584 bytes) Yes, Britain's 87th best indie music webzine has a real pearler to offer you this week!  In conjunction with Franklin Munt, purveyors of limited edition shite er no we mean erm... no actually we do mean shite, we are able to offer a super tribute to the big haired wah wah, woo woo and fee fee feedback kings, the Jesus and Mary Chain!  For the exceedingly low price of only £149.99 you get a wonderful necklace complete with little jewel heads of the hirsute Jock biffers. It'll cause a riot wherever you are!  Guaranteed!  Any gentleman would relish the opportunity to give his missus a pearl necklace but next time give her a Jesus and Mary Chain one instead. 

But remember whatever you do, don't accept pale imitations!  Next week: The Black Rebel Motorcycle Club necklace.... er hang on...

Please send your credit card number to bighairedtwats@soundsxp.com.


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Apology:   Those of you who steaked out for a Mozzy hat will be disappointed to hear that the Advertising Council of Good Taste have described it as "A hamfisted attempt at entering the world of meaty Millinery" and,sadly, we have to give the purveyors of tat, Franklin Munt, the chop.  Unfortunately, in spite of deluge of new order, this means that the Johnny Marrs Bar has been stopped in pre-production. 

Additionally it appears that the crusty topped millinary, specially imported from Korea, didn't contain pork but hot dog!  Er literally!  Unfortunately the odd pet Fido, Rex or Fru Fru may have slipped into our pie hats.  Still, never mind, as the Smiths once sang, "I Know It's Rover".......     See the ad here.


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