100%
Official!*
At this moment in time the
Spice Girls have never been bigger. Their records go straight to number one in the
charts and the nation loves them. These girls will surely go on and on. It
seems like the perfect time to record just how successful they currently are with one of
our famous quality products.
Yes, those frightfully
talented people at Franklin Munt have been rummaging around the back of the kitchen
cupboard and under the gerbil cage and have once again come up trumps with an exclusive
100% authorised piece of rock n roll tat. What you get:
- Beautiful and tastefully
recreated model of Mrs Beckham naked.
- Packet of Bisto for that
fake tan look
- Home enema kit to keep
model's lovely figure
- Small bucket to re-enact
the Sunday lunch vomiting session
- er that's it.
* Well, when we rang her
up she only said "How did you get my number?" before we ran off giggling.
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