So,
why the long face? We've got an offer you can't say neigh to! One that will
make you giddy (up) with joy! Yes, no horsing around, it's a portrait of former Verve
frontman, Richard Ashcroft. Our photo captures Richard cantering his way over the
hurdles of live performance, hoofing his inhibitions and making a mule of self doubt.
Those who say his recent material is a load of old pony have surely made an ass of
themselves... [Note to Sub-Editor: Fill this paragraph with more stupid horse references
but whatever you do remember he doesn't do the 'horse', so no drugs references. Actually,
drop the whole idea, I think we're flogging a dead horse here, he looks less like a Nobbin
than that long faced munter from The Music. Pretend it's him instead. And for crying
out loud make sure you delete this note, you gurning twat].
Links to some other overpriced
rubbish you may have missed (if you
had something better to do with your time and money):
So,
why the long face? We've got an offer you can't say neigh to! One that will
make you giddy (up) with joy! Yes, no horsing around, it's a portrait of former Verve
frontman, Richard Ashcroft. Our photo captures Richard cantering his way over the
hurdles of live performance, hoofing his inhibitions and making a mule of self doubt.
Those who say his recent material is a load of old pony have surely made an ass of
themselves... [Note to Sub-Editor: Fill this paragraph with more stupid horse references
but whatever you do remember he doesn't do the 'horse', so no drugs references. Actually,
drop the whole idea, I think we're flogging a dead horse here, he looks less like a Nobbin
than that long faced munter from The Music. Pretend it's him instead. And for crying
out loud make sure you delete this note, you gurning twat].
