It's
a Sunday afternoon, you're relaxing in the privacy of your own fantasy castle and you've
just had another slither of nose grafted onto your crumbling face... what sane man
wouldn't want to share that special moment with his favourite monkey. Yes, this week
SoundsXP celebrates the fantastic world of everyone's favourite pop loony, Michael
Jackson! We've scoured the earth to find the perfect pottery tribute to this musical
mentalist and found the world's favourite purveyor of hideous novelty tat, Franklin Munt,
who just happen to operate from a shed at the bottom of our back yard, here in darkest
South London. The resulting figurine, hand crafted from bits of old playdough and
meticulously coated in gold coloured goo captures the intimate moment when Michael Jackson
perches the frisky simian on his lap and knowing the peculiar face morphing freak as we do
promptly spanks the monkey. Playfully, of course.
And there you have it, and not once did we resort to recounting the old gag about
him blowing bubbles. Er until now. Send £99 to waxface@soundxp.com.
Links to some other overpriced
rubbish you may have missed (if you
had something better to do with your time and money):
It's
a Sunday afternoon, you're relaxing in the privacy of your own fantasy castle and you've
just had another slither of nose grafted onto your crumbling face... what sane man
wouldn't want to share that special moment with his favourite monkey. Yes, this week
SoundsXP celebrates the fantastic world of everyone's favourite pop loony, Michael
Jackson! We've scoured the earth to find the perfect pottery tribute to this musical
mentalist and found the world's favourite purveyor of hideous novelty tat, Franklin Munt,
who just happen to operate from a shed at the bottom of our back yard, here in darkest
South London. The resulting figurine, hand crafted from bits of old playdough and
meticulously coated in gold coloured goo captures the intimate moment when Michael Jackson
perches the frisky simian on his lap and knowing the peculiar face morphing freak as we do
promptly spanks the monkey. Playfully, of course. 
