[Note to sub-editor: Whose bright idea was this?
A fur lined mug is a hygiene nightmare.
A veggie cup-a-soup will leave peas and carrots clinging to the fur! And why’s it got Brian May on the side? What’s that poodle headed twat got to do with
the Head of State? You and Munt have screwed
it all up again, haven’t you?!!! – Ed]
To order this hairy tat:
Just send your credit card details to iamamug@soundsxp.com.
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Apology: We are legally obliged to apologise to a Mrs Ethel Nugent of
Woolwich who purchased a packet of three Fran Healy novelty condoms for her sixteen year
old lover. We were unaware that the dorsal
fin hairstyle used for the head of the condom was made from rusty razor blades. We regret the distress caused to the emergency
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Links to some other overpriced
rubbish you may have missed (if you had something better to do with your time and money):
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