Yes it
appears everyone's having a Ball at the moment. Particularly if you're a gobby
trollop by the name of Zoe. So to celebrate the bizarre world of DJ mingers a trois
we have held little back in the way of production costs and even less in the way of good
taste by cashing in once again on someone else's misfortune. Plus of course the idea
is a complete rip-off of someone else's original work (a Mr Rockem Sockem of Illinois)
which sounds perhaps all too familiar to today's DJ mixers.Yes, we have taken a broken old Raving Bonkers boxing game and replaced the heads
with a new pair of biffers. In the blue corner, we have inventer of Big Beat,
saviour of Brighton Football Club, new man, good dad and all round top fella, Fatboy Slim
(real name Quentin). In the red corner we have useless unknown sack jiggler and
marriage wrecker, the gap toothed DJ Dan Peppe. Press their buttons and watch the
pair of them slug it out with the prize being a chance to dump the headline seeking
airwave wasting hedonistic ladette.
Price: a nice phat £199.99. |