Yet again the Novelty Garden Storage Unit Department at SoundsXP have come up
with a top idea for followers of C-List indie rock bands everywhere! Yes, they
really must have taken months thinking of this highly imaginative product... a Rick Witter
of Shed 7 shed! Never again will your tools get rusty or your jazz mags damp with
this splendid storage area, built from the finest timber from some Brazillian rainforest
we demolished. And the piece de la resistance is the truly awe inspiring plaque on
the outside, marvellously capturing the cheeky grin of the monkey faced gurner, no doubt
right in the middle of his trademark Jagger rip-off swagger. But be quick, with a
limited run of only 100 there's a strong chance that this will go in at 37 in the sales
chart and straight back out again. Just like Shed 7!
[Note to sub-editor: Why have we got a Novelty Garden Storage Unit
Department? Is it any wonder we're losing money hand over fist if we're subsiding
crap ideas like this? Shut them down and save us all a lot of time and money by
destroying the sheds]
Links to some other overpriced
rubbish you may have missed (if you
had something better to do with your time and money):
Yet again the Novelty Garden Storage Unit Department at SoundsXP have come up
with a top idea for followers of C-List indie rock bands everywhere! Yes, they
really must have taken months thinking of this highly imaginative product... a Rick Witter
of Shed 7 shed! Never again will your tools get rusty or your jazz mags damp with
this splendid storage area, built from the finest timber from some Brazillian rainforest
we demolished. And the piece de la resistance is the truly awe inspiring plaque on
the outside, marvellously capturing the cheeky grin of the monkey faced gurner, no doubt
right in the middle of his trademark Jagger rip-off swagger. But be quick, with a
limited run of only 100 there's a strong chance that this will go in at 37 in the sales
chart and straight back out again. Just like Shed 7!
