Morrissey on a number 47 bus
to Catford Garage yesterday. |
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Official!
Yet again soundsxp brings you the big scoops... nothing but
the truth, absolutely no porky pies here... unless they're fabulous hats officially
endorsed by spoonheaded rock stars! Yes Morrissey, who now lives in a two up,
two down council house in Deptford thinks the crusty pigflesh headgear's a porcine
classic! He exclusively told soundsxp "I love hats and I love meat pies so when
the opportunity came along to officially endorse a delcious item of millinery I couldn't
say no!"
Morrissey was of course a vegetarian for many years but has
become something of a compulsive carnivore since he took a nibble out of one of our pastry
trilbies. "Only the other day I ate seven Peperamis and I've got a bucket of
chopped liver next to my bed so that if I feel the need in the middle of the night, I can
just stick my fist in" he told us. As a result he's also apparently requested
that 'Meat is Murder' be renamed 'Meat is Nice With a Little Mustard' and 'Strangeways
Here I Come' become 'Safeways Meat Counter Here I Come'.
Asked about the suggestion that Smiths albums might be
renamed, former colleague Johnny Marr said "What? Stop wasting my fookin
time.....". Unfortunately when we rang Morrissey back to confirm the story,
his mum said "He's popped down the Mall to enjoy the Queen's Golden Jubilee
celebrations. And please will you call him by his proper name Colin".
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