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A woman went to her doctor to verify that she was normal. This was her first encounter. So she said to the doctor "I'm worried about the my normality. How much will the inevitable pain, caused by losing love hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and day to day and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your emotion from losing that tortoise when you were 17, and pull it out a little..."said the Doctor
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now imagine that, only being exagerrated by your purchases of dodgy chemicals for him, purely to help counter his feelings of inadequacy, and the subsequent cardiac arrest he suffers. It's a wee bit like that. Now fuck off!"

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Now the original post's gone, this seems somewhat odd. Never mind. If you know, you know.
That'll teach me.

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