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Bovine Juice

Post subject: Anyone on here using a merkin?

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:45 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

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Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

Well you can now get a for that greying muff to save the humiliation of your false follicles falling off at a key luuurve moment (or whilst down the greengrocers).

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:50 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
Posts: 14708
Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

Talking of pubes... here's a rather amusing showbiz take:

LA stars Matt Dillon and Marilyn Manson
often bump into each other at Hollywood
parties, awards shows and VIP events.
Manson always says "hello" to Dillon.
And Dillon always publicly blanks
the goth rocker.

The feud dates back to a party in
Los Angeles a couple of years ago.
Manson went to the toilet to take
a pee and, mid-stream, decides to spit
his chewing gum into the urinal.
Somehow he misses, and the gum sticks
in his pubic hair. Perturbed, Manson
wanders back into the party and asks
if anyone has a pair of scissors on them.
Matt Dillon replies that he has a pair in
his bag and would be happy to lend them.

So Manson wanders off and carefully cuts
the gum away from his penis. When he
brings the scissors back to Dillon,
the actor gets curious, and asks why
the singer needed them. Embarrassed but
amused, Manson decides to explain. At
that point Dillon cuts him off with a
look of disgust... and has not spoken
to him since.

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pol pot noodle

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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:38 pm

Kev's growler tester

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Teasy

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:48 am

Bola on the bongos

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Cavey

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:34 am

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:02 am
Posts: 3816
Location: In lust. In trouble.

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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dookerdoo

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:31 pm

Bus driver with egg on chin

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Location: south london

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Cavey

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:28 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:02 am
Posts: 3816
Location: In lust. In trouble.

I was talking about chewing gum in the hair that springs forth from my scalp, Dookers...
P.S - I don't have gonads, do I?

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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dookerdoo

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:36 pm

Bus driver with egg on chin

Joined: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:04 pm
Posts: 1880
Location: south london

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Back off Warchild, seriously.

http://elvers.bandcamp.com/

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Cavey

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:21 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:02 am
Posts: 3816
Location: In lust. In trouble.

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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Johnny Anarchy

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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:00 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2003 5:18 pm
Posts: 3868
Location: Tralfamadore

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