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Who throbs your gristle?

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Bovine Juice

Post subject: Who throbs your gristle?

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:31 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
Posts: 14708
Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

Which male or females make you feel kinda funny in that special place?

Me:

Fiona Allen

Olivia Colman

Judy Finnegan!

I know some of these may be slightly wrong...

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Cavey

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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:43 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:02 am
Posts: 3816
Location: In lust. In trouble.

Judy has got the shakes big time now. I don't think she'll see the year out. I am partial to Aragon in Lord of the rings. Johnny Depp always makes me feel funny inside. I wish that Jake Shears didn't like men. But I guess Cocker will always be my favourite sexual buzz because to me he has got everything.

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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Westie

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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:13 pm

Wurzel's moth felcher

Joined: Thu Apr 08, 2004 2:53 pm
Posts: 3254
Location: The East End of London

Yeah yeah, her old man would probably hack my nads off 'n' douse 'em in Listerine but...

I'm obsessed! She's got better banter and a bigger pair than I could ever wish for

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Looks like Elijah Wood. Supports Liverpool. Likes Coldplay.

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Cavey

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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:53 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:02 am
Posts: 3816
Location: In lust. In trouble.

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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Captain Howdy

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:24 am

Chutney ferret with lazy eye

Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:41 pm
Posts: 1653
Location: Coventry

Lilly works. However:

Oh lord.

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Westie

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:52 am

Wurzel's moth felcher

Joined: Thu Apr 08, 2004 2:53 pm
Posts: 3254
Location: The East End of London

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Looks like Elijah Wood. Supports Liverpool. Likes Coldplay.

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Cavey

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:24 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:02 am
Posts: 3816
Location: In lust. In trouble.

I was also quite smitten by this scallywag for many years (I still am) It started out as just wanting to clap hands with him* but developed into a seedy uncontrollable lust.

*That is in my list of things to do before I die.

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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Bola

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:56 pm

Fella in codpiece with curly mullet

Joined: Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:36 pm
Posts: 6251
Location: Legra, Ēastseaxe

Right now Eve Myles who is the Welsh lass in Torchwood. She looks ever so slightly dirty...... Sadly I cannot find a decent pic.

The Basque (French) actress Beatrice Dalle has always been a stunner in my book.

And i can never make my mind up about which one from this lot!

Anyone got a tissue?

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If Ian Curtis had lived, and enjoyed the ale…

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:01 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
Posts: 14708
Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

Bola, borrow my sock...

*dab dab dab*

Oh and...

Natalie Casey from the abysmal Two Pints of Lager

Nina Wadia from Goodness Gracious Me

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Cavey

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:00 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:02 am
Posts: 3816
Location: In lust. In trouble.

While i'm here.

Didn't cost a penny. I so would. Many, many times if I wasn't a born again virgin saving myself for marriage *cough*

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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pol pot noodle

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:11 pm

Kev's growler tester

Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:40 pm
Posts: 947
Location: rambo's shed

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:25 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
Posts: 14708
Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

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Johnny Anarchy

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:57 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2003 5:18 pm
Posts: 3868
Location: Tralfamadore

Is this wrong?

Feisty - check. Likes a drink and a laugh - check. Good with a knife -err...

Don't worry Trace - I'll wait for you! :lol:

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pol pot noodle

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:06 pm

Kev's growler tester

Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:40 pm
Posts: 947
Location: rambo's shed

nope, still can't get it to work. bollocks!!!

and it was a well fit picture of josh homme as well!
:evil:

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Bananas

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:08 pm

Chutney ferret with lazy eye

Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2003 5:44 pm
Posts: 1501
Location: London Zoo

Had a debate with Fleagle about this when we were going out. Of course it ended up in a "you can have 3 people that if you were to ever meet (and find yourself in the fortunate position to be able to) you can shag them and I won't get upset" conversation (yeah fucking right you won't! :roll:

).

Much scratching of head in a I don't want to make any hasty choices that I end up regreting sort of way, and I finally came up with the golden 3. Lucky Tarts!

1. Old Etonian Tory fuckpig Diaz

2. Alicia Silverston

3. I don't remember off hand. I think I suggested Fleagles Sister actually - and they wonder why were not together anymore? Some women have no sense of humour!

Actually, now I come to think of it, it may have been PGK that I picked......Blimey, I must have been off my face! :wink:

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GREENFORD ROCK CITY!

Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the Rock 'n' Roll....

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jimgibb

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:34 pm

Milchman's man milkmaid

Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:29 pm
Posts: 1466
Location: not where i want to be

jodie foster - always

wener - still

knightly - now. so beautiful i can barely lok at her

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dookerdoo

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:38 pm

Bus driver with egg on chin

Joined: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:04 pm
Posts: 1880
Location: south london

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Back off Warchild, seriously.

http://elvers.bandcamp.com/

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jimgibb

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:44 pm

Milchman's man milkmaid

Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:29 pm
Posts: 1466
Location: not where i want to be

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dookerdoo

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:59 pm

Bus driver with egg on chin

Joined: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:04 pm
Posts: 1880
Location: south london

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Back off Warchild, seriously.

http://elvers.bandcamp.com/

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Beardless Wonder

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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:09 am

Axe Wielding Maniac

Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:27 am
Posts: 229
Location: Souf West London Village

Having seen the new bond movie my celeb lovelies have been usurped by Eva Green. Arrest me now...

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