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My campaign gathers momentum...

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Bovine Juice

Post subject: My campaign gathers momentum...

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:27 am

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
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Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

Those who know me have always rated me as the complete wanker. A man with a vision, an ideal and an overactive gland in my scuddies. Clearly acts of self pleasuring shouldn't be restricted to bedtime. If you like the look of a lady's nose, a badger's ear or just the rumbling of the bus engine, you should be able to whip out the old fella and lighten your load. Well it seems my Campaign For Public Masturbation is gathering momentum...

Remember kids, it's perfectly natural...

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Bazza

Post subject: Re: My campaign gathers momentum...

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:48 am

Chutney ferret with lazy eye

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Cavey

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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:05 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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Location: In lust. In trouble.

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Vodka-Volauvent

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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:06 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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Location: London

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:12 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

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Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

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Teasy

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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:33 pm

Bola on the bongos

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The Green Highlighter

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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:38 pm

Toadsniffer

Joined: Fri Mar 18, 2005 4:18 pm
Posts: 18
Location: in the box, until mistress needs me

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matt611

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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:39 pm

Rock n Roll God

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Location: 'norf London

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:16 am

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
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Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

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Cavey

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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:48 am

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:02 am
Posts: 3816
Location: In lust. In trouble.

But on a serious note, it's just wrong.
*Finding a big bucket to collect any strays in...

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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pol pot noodle

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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:54 am

Kev's growler tester

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Westie

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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:04 am

Wurzel's moth felcher

Joined: Thu Apr 08, 2004 2:53 pm
Posts: 3254
Location: The East End of London

"Prizes will be on offer for those who have the most orgasms and those who can masturbate the longest – the record is eight-and-a-half hours"

:shock:

Anyway this is all old hat... 2 old housemates of mine used to devote every Bank Holiday Monday to the act... or, Wank Holiday Monday as he brilliantly put it. "Last one to double figures is a fucking pussy!"

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matt611

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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:13 am

Rock n Roll God

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Westie

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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:29 am

Wurzel's moth felcher

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:33 am

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
Posts: 14708
Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

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The Green Highlighter

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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:03 pm

Toadsniffer

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Location: in the box, until mistress needs me

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Westie

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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:27 pm

Wurzel's moth felcher

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Location: The East End of London

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Looks like Elijah Wood. Supports Liverpool. Likes Coldplay.

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Cavey

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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:58 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:02 am
Posts: 3816
Location: In lust. In trouble.

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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Westie

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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:12 pm

Wurzel's moth felcher

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Location: The East End of London

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Looks like Elijah Wood. Supports Liverpool. Likes Coldplay.

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Chimes

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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:40 am

Milchman's man milkmaid

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