YOU FUCKING ASKED FOR IT!!!
Ok, I’ve spent the last few days working out what I want to ask – now just to get it down in words (this would be so much easier to do over a few pints and a large sheet of paper!). Anyhoo, bound to forget to ask something here so expect a few follow ups…
Firstly I’m no expert on advanced physics (it still takes me 3 attempts to spell the bloody word) so if I make some dramatic and monumental cock up in what I say please don’t pillory me for it. Secondly, what I have gleaned on the subject is all self taught/read up on/scammed off TV, so blame somebody else if I haven’t got a clue with what I’m saying!
Onwards and upwards….
Ok – principles which I believe to be true….
1. The Big Bang Theory of the creation of the universe is accepted as fact by most scientists:
At T (time) = 0 (in other words the exact moment the universe was created) all the matter in the universe was packed into one big lump at its centre, that due to the enormous gravitational pull of itself caused a massive implosion that scattered itself back out in all directions thus creating the universe. This matter initially flew out at the speed of light for a miniscule fraction of a second and then immediately started to decelerate gradually – the thought being that if it wasn’t slowing down below the speed of light we wouldn’t be able to see anything travelling away from us. Unless this bizarre “Dark Energy” theory is correct then I’m totally buggered – more about that later.
So, by definition then, there is a finite amount of matter in the universe, which eventually will (due to gravity) all start imploding back upon itself until at some point in the far future it will all pack back to one big lump at the centre of the universe and the whole process will happen again. If this is correct then it’s reasonable to assume that the universe is spherical and has an eventual end (what’s beyond that edge has been left to the theologians to explain!).
2. A smart bloke called Albert can up with the theory (well there were a few he came up with but this is one of important the ones) that time travel is in theory possible if you were capable of accelerating an object towards a target point in the universe at a speed greater than the speed of light.
Ok with that – relativity in time and space obviously to be born in mind. Another of his great discoveries was E (energy) = M (mass) x C (speed of light) squared. So by juggling the equation we would see that to accelerate even a small amount of mass to anywhere near the speed of light would require an enormous amount of juice (in other words humanly impossible for us to achieve at this time with anything larger than an electron or other sub-atomic particle).
Still with me?
Ok, what do I want to have cleared up then…..
1. Space….the dark bit between the big lumps in the galaxy….everybody says it’s a vacuum. Surely this is a fallacy? There must be something filling the gaps? Gravity – i.e. Magnetism requires some medium to “pass” through (some molecules to have their polarity aligned) otherwise it would have no effect wouldn’t it, and the planets in our own galaxy would fly off in all directions. So is it true that space per-se is not a true vacuum, it is “filled” with molecules that are so far apart that the effective atmospheric pressure generated by them is impossible to measure as it is so small. This would make some sense to me if the finite matter in the universe theory holds up. If the universe is expanding spherically out at a fair rate of knots then the effective volume of that sphere must be growing at an enormous rate (err…Pi R cubed is it? – my maths is worse than my physics) so the atmospheric pressure of the universe must be falling at a consistent rate – same number of particles in a bigger space = lower static volumetric pressure and reduced universal temperature.
So….is space a true vacuum containing nothing at zero atmospheric pressure, or is it made up of lots of particles that are just so far apart that it is impossible for us to measure their effect?
2. What’s with this imbalance in the measurement of the matter in the universe? From what I believe, scientists can only account for something like 20% of their predicted total mass in the universe a figure that rises (from memory if I’m roughly correct) to around 35% if they include Anti-matter (now there’s a subject in itself). Now I hear that some boffin has come up with the theory of “Dark Energy” which miraculously works out to the exact missing 65% of universal mass. What the hell is Dark Energy, and how does it work? The people who have come up with this idea also seem to be saying that the universe is instead of gradually slowing down as it expands, actually accelerating. Now forgive me ignorance, if this is true surely it knocks the Big Bang Theory into touch, and flicks the V’s to Newton’s ideas. How can something be accelerating without an external force being applied to it? This Dark Matter thing just seems too much of a convenient answer to an unexplained question!
Is it not possible that as we are hurtling away from the centre of the universe at a speed in excess of 0.5C, whilst a large proportion of the universe is heading the opposite direction at the same speed, and therefore the combined opening speed between here and there would be in excess of C? If so, this would explain a lot of the missing universe – it is of course there but you can’t see it and they can’t see us. Unless you were in the centre of the universe looking out you would never be able to see or measure the entire mass of the universe purely because you can’t measure what can’t be seen! Saying that, if this idea is feasible then as the expansion started to slow down, more and more matter would become visible and measurable (in fact there would come a point probably I would guestimate at about half-way through the implosion part of the universal cycle where all the matter in the universe would become visible from here – I need a mathematician to work that out accurately). This would also go some way to explaining why the universe may be accelerating away and not slowing down, though really I’m struggling to make sense of this accelerating universe thing.
3. Time travel….got some issues with this subject! Got a reasonable grasp of what Albert says, but need some clarification on the basics. If you were capable of travelling in excess of C towards something then by definition you can arrive at that point in the universe before the light you saw when you began arrives at you initial starting point. But surely you would not be able to travel back beyond the point in relative time that the light you initially saw left its origin. In other words for example the light from an object (point A) takes 1 minute to arrive at your objective (point B). If you were capable of accelerating instantaneously to a speed in excess of C you should be able to travel in space to point A and arrive before the light you saw departed. However (if my understanding is correct) you couldn’t travel to a point in time beyond that minute otherwise you are defying Einstein’s basic laws of space-time and relativity. If somebody was viewing you from point B, you wouldn’t appear to be travelling back in time by a minute, but would actually only travelling in space. The point in time when the light reaches point A is “effectively” frozen, and you could only travel so far back in time as the time the light took to arrive at point A and no further. This means that if you were to travel interstellar distances you would arrive there at the point in time that the light departed that would be many years in the past, but to somebody viewing it from point B you would just seem to materialise there instantaneously. Why did I come up with this theory? Back to the old finite matter in the universe thing – for an object to travel in time would mean that at the point in the past when it arrives there would be more universal mass present than before the object arrived. I can’t think who it was who said that you can’t destroy or create matter; you can only change its form. So the extrapolate that idea to its conclusion, for a mass to travel back in time to a point in time beyond the origin of the light viewed from the point of origin arrives would require an equal amount of mass travelling the opposite direction into the future arriving at the same instant that you depart to go into the past. Again this would mean something in the past accelerating towards your point of origin at the same speed that you would travel into the past to (a) make space for the arrival of your mass and (b) to fill the hole of the mass that you left behind. This then can only confirm my understanding of the idea that you could only arrive at a point in space-time that is equal to the point in time that you departed – unless you make an arrangement with somebody in the past for them to leave at the exact point in time to arrive in your exact point in space-time as you depart weighing exactly the same amount of mass as you (otherwise according to E=MC2 it dictates that there would be a hell of a big bang when you tried it!).
So, to recap,
1. Space. Vacuum or not?
2. Dark Energy. What the fu…..? Or is there a faster than the speed of light thing going on?
3. Time Travel. Is the distance you can travel back in time dictated by the time the light took to travel the distance from source to objective.
4. The Big Bang. Like the theory, and it explains a lot. Is it widely accepted that it’s the way the universe was formed, or are there other theories that stand up to scrutiny?
5. Mass. Is it true to say that there is a finite mass in the universe, and that figure is impossible to change?
6. Was Newton right, or can the universe really be accelerating instead of slowing down in its expansion?
7. Is D Minor the saddest of all the chords?
8. Should I really get a life and stop giving myself headaches thinking about shit like this?
Any ideas, theories and head-slapping “dohs!” welcome!
There will be more to come, beware!
