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Go and watch Glengarry Glen Ross again and learn from Al Pacino. You stoopid, focking cunt.


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do you see what happens larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass?

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not a film quote, but a lyric that always makes me smile is - "i'd crawl over fifty pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole'


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I can't exactly google that Pol so who is it by?

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From Shaun of the Dead:

Shaun: Give Ed a chance. He's a nice guy.
Ed: Any of you cunts want a drink?"

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From American Beauty:

Caroline: (On Lester quitting his job) "Your father seems to think this sort of behaviour is something to be proud of..."
Lester: "...And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink!"

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From I Heart Huckabees:

Dawn: "...Fuckabees"

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From Ed Wood:

Lugosi: "Karloff? Karloff? Fuck you! Karloff doesn't deserve to smell my shit!"

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"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass" is from the Big lebowski. IMHO – one of the greatest films ever. Almost every line is great; My current fave is thus:

Scene: The Dude has dragged out bogus-Jew Walter (on the Sabbath) to discuss the kidnapping...

Walter Sobchak: My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?

The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!

The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Walter Sobchak: And you know this!

The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.

Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.

Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... [shouting] YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT I’M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!!


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