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How To Spot A Crap Support Act

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Bovine Juice

Post subject: How To Spot A Crap Support Act

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:58 am

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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:06 pm

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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:20 pm

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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:21 pm

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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:26 pm

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Vodka-Volauvent

Post subject: Re: How To Spot A Crap Support Act

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:32 pm

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dookerdoo

Post subject: ALARM BELLS

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:39 pm

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dookerdoo

Post subject: Re: How To Spot A Crap Support Act

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:45 pm

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Bovine Juice

Post subject: Re: How To Spot A Crap Support Act

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:46 pm

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Vodka-Volauvent

Post subject: Re: How To Spot A Crap Support Act

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:36 pm

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Bovine Juice

Post subject: Re: How To Spot A Crap Support Act

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:43 pm

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jlord

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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:32 pm

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i reckon you can spot crap support bands by the name.

*anything deliberately mis-spelled (ruff instead of rough, z instead of s)
*anything where they've used numbers instead of syllables (4 = for, 8 = ate etc)
*two "hard sounding" words stuck together (like these i just made up: crushtank, bisonwedge)
*any two-word phrases from everyday life (tangible value? part payment?)

you get the picture.

but yeah, a big shiny banner helps too...

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Tim the Guest

Post subject: Re: How To Spot A Crap Support Act

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:06 pm

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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:52 pm

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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:56 pm

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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:59 pm

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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:18 pm

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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:52 pm

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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:37 pm

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