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Joined: Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:04 pm Posts: 1563 Location: Middlesbrough
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1. Oasis - Dodgy pub rock duo who haven't released any thing decent in 10 years. Why are they still around? Did a good job of stealing The Beatles back catalogue, but have no originality. They even nicked their name from an 80s band. Liam tells us all how hard he is then gets he teeth knocked out by an estate agent. What's the bets that Liam will get into a fight with someone around the time the new album is due out?
2. Sex Pistols - More dodgy pub rock this time from McLaren's muppets. Lets face it they were famous for swearing on the telly. McLaren did a great job of hyping them up and to this day some people still think that the sex pistols had a no.1 single which was never acknowledged and signed a record deal outside buckingham palace. Sid was also tit. Just like Liam he thought he was a hard man until Weller gave him a good kicking.
3. Skewdriver - Dodgy nazi bonehead band. Their lyrics make Noel Gallagher look like Elvis Costello. Helped form blood & honour whose job it was to stop left wing bands from playing in London. They failed miserably and in the end AFA kicked them off the streets at Waterloo. Singer died in a car crash. No loss there.
4. The Smiths - Marr had some great riffs but these were completely overshadowed by the twatishness of the singer and his questionable political views. His voice also grates on me like fingernails down a blackboard.
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