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How about me big boy



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I dont have high ceilings in my place, I am worried I may burn my arse on the lightbulb. Plus I am low on flour to find the wet bits. Have you got any sisters?

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Teasy is this post for real? because it's breaking Cavey's heart - if I was under 30 and could behave myself in public and hadn't sold myself to a sheikh only weeks ago for a camel and 2 cigars I could've helped out lad. And don't you like Scissor sisters too? I'm sure Miss Dynamite has sisters... lord help the sister who comes between me and my mister* and lord help the mister* who comes between me and my man....quite. Never before have lyrics been so appropriate...

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Ahem....that was meant to read Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister and lord help the sister who comes between me and my man... :? Like anybody gives a shit. 5 Cavey bonus points if you can name the musical that's from...


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You're in luck Mr Tease. I have twin sisters.



Or will my mother do?



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I'd opt for the mother tease - she looks like a goer :wink: And she's got the experience...
Mother: (in gummy voice) Come here young man, I don't bite...well I can't because i've got no teeth so i'm really good at sucking things...

Right i'm stopping now because that's smutty and if age concern are reading i'm in trouble - and i can't edit...

May I just say this forum is very smutty today and I think you all need a good scrub because you're all very dirty.....


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Thats a big a wilter as thinking about laying under a glass coffee table while maggie thatcher and jo brand share some brown love above me.
Yes the post was serious to a point. Not desperate but willing to throw caution to the wind. Went on one blind date off the internet that was so awful though. It was the girl in the pic she had sent but it was clearly the only good face day she had ever had, she ate a kebab out of the dish like it was a trough, urrgggh, nightmares still.

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