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Well, it made me laugh...
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So who else knows the significance of the gesture here...? :wink:
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Talking of jokes... there's this fella and his attitude to contracts, fans and team mates...



I would love it, just love it, if clubs ganged up and said "Nah, enough's enough, we don't want you, you money grabbing tosser..."
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Yup - we've become so shit that Anelka is interested in playing for us.

And talking of pricks, did anyone see the Valencia game last night? After they scored their second we were treated to a shot of a mumsy, middle-aged woman celebrating by waving around a big, pink prosthetic penis. Bet they don't dare show that on Soccer AM's "Third Eye".
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