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Why have a section that only SoundsXP writers can access on the message board? I only just noticed it, and I imagine it's about as much fun visiting there as it is visiting your disabled Auntie Ida's wrinkly, dried up old poop shoot with a tissue, but the fact it's there is inexcusably vile, frankly. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

How are you all by the way?

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We're fine, Keith, spending most of our time having a kRaAaAaZy TiMe in the private forum... Bola's just cheated at Star Wars Top Trumps in there! (He claimed a 75 score on the Dark Side category for some droid that wasn't even in Episode 1...)

Er anyway... what have you been up to recently? I'm sure I saw you sodomising a goat in that Rome programme last night... Actually I lie, I haven't seen the programme yet. Taped it. Look forward to a bit of gore and sleeze this weekend...

I'm just great Mr Cow Widdle. I've been jaunting in foreign climes. Around giant fruit to be imprecise.

Giant fruit?



Er anyway where were these fruits?

Aye think the heads of Hoover UK and Hoover Europe walked the plank after that. We stayed in a mega cheap hotel off upper 3rd Avenue that had mice - I accidentally killed one closing the wardrobe door (it got caught between the door and the frame). It was run by students and they were allowed to stay for free if they had an artistic bent and could leave a mural. My room had a phenominally well endowed woman drawn on the main wall. Unfortunately it also had no locks on the rooms on the inside for some bizarre reason and some guy walked in just as I was potting the pink...