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Post subject: Misleading news headline of the day

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:10 pm

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From yahoo

DALGLISH THREATENS PLAYERS WITH AXE

Sadly not taking the throwing teacups/kicking football boots half time team talk a bit far. He was just on about dropping under performing players.

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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:14 am

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This isn't a headline exactly, but I did just ROFL considerably when reading on the BBC news site that following Falsetitgate there are now to be more stringent checks carried out on all clinics offering such procedures, and these will be carried out by the official body... The British Association of Aesthetics Plastic Surgeons (Baaps).

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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:10 pm

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KevW wrote:

This isn't a headline exactly, but I did just ROFL considerably when reading on the BBC news site that following Falsetitgate there are now to be more stringent checks carried out on all clinics offering such procedures, and these will be carried out by the official body... The British Association of Aesthetics Plastic Surgeons (Baaps).

That was a question on The Million Pound Drop the weekend before last - which is the real name for the professional body. The other two options spelled boobs and knorks I think.

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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:14 pm

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Shands wrote:

KevW wrote:

This isn't a headline exactly, but I did just ROFL considerably when reading on the BBC news site that following Falsetitgate there are now to be more stringent checks carried out on all clinics offering such procedures, and these will be carried out by the official body... The British Association of Aesthetics Plastic Surgeons (Baaps).

That was a question on The Million Pound Drop the weekend before last - which is the real name for the professional body. The other two options spelled boobs and knorks I think.

Ha! Never seen that program so this was the first I'd heard of it. It's genius!

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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:02 pm

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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:13 pm

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My favourite was the slogan "The War Against Terror" hastily being rebranded "The War On Terror" by the media a few years back...

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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 12:41 am

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I remember the post for Shadow Head of Information Technology being quickly replaced with a more suitable title. We also had a Project Information Support Officer at one point too......

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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:26 am

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and back in 1992 Trent Poly nearly got renamed City University Nottingham until the Teaching Services dept raised an eyebrow

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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:49 pm

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Stupid statement of the day...

Just watching a program about the building of the Ice Hotel. The narrator has just said "For Mark it's deja vu all over again".

Err...

Mind you, it's on Channel 5.

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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:42 pm

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Daft wikipedia quote of the day -

"One of the challenges in defining death is distinguishing it from life."

No shit, Sherlock.

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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:47 pm

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KevW wrote:

Daft wikipedia quote of the day -

"One of the challenges in defining death is distinguishing it from life."

No shit, Sherlock.

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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:55 pm

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Thee SPC wrote:

KevW wrote:

Daft wikipedia quote of the day -

"One of the challenges in defining death is distinguishing it from life."

No shit, Sherlock.

That's it. Thanks! I'll be using that again in the future.

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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:22 pm

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Incredibly daft spelling mistake of the day.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/06022012/ ... wrong.html

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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:54 pm

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Embarrassing pop video of the day. Nice one Lembit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYXzNhzY ... _embedded#!

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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:42 pm

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Difficult spelling of the day - scroll right to the bottom, there are loads, I couldn't even make that many up!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17061775

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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:10 pm

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Ridiculously unlikely news story of the day

http://www.nme.com/news/the-charlatans/62201

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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:27 am

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Utterly ridiculous snooker shot of the day

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/wor ... 05868.html

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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:35 am

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Misread (by me) news headline of the day - 'Strauss-Kahn May Face Sex Change'

Well that would put an end to his antics!

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