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Shands
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Yeah Kev you need to get tuned in quick to the new order of things; last night your club went through the looking glass and on to a mystical land of trawler trips, pinched celebrations and men named Alan.


I get the first two but who's Alan?


Did the cult of Alan pass you by? The fact that there's a brazilian called Alan tickled a large section of our support one rainy thursday night.

http://www.mcfc.co.uk/Video/Match-highlights/City-v-Salzburg-Alan

He's not stopped talking about us since, even sent a good luck message prior to the cup final.

http://bcove.me/0aepbjp7

I must admit, if it hadn't been for my brother calling me up to chant Alan down the phone it probably wouldn't have been on my radar either.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aaah I do remember it now. Yep, one of many surreal moments at the Stadium of Mirth
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iqXaVfX7o8

Er, how about this as a way to greet your team? Menkle!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bovine Juice wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iqXaVfX7o8

Er, how about this as a way to greet your team? Menkle!



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Relegation avoided, nicely done boys Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
So this recent story about Balotelli was entirely made up, as was the school bully one.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/balotelli-could-085800615.html
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
This has to be the best own goal of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Feurle7qkfQ
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
An odd twist in the JT racism thing - possible revenge?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-16390907
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Go on then, do your worst. Best joke wins a special prize.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2089149/David-Gea-needs-eye-surgery.html?ITO=1490
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Poor show so far. I'll get things started with David De Gea's eye test.





And he didn't seem to have any trouble seeing that doughnut he stole from Tesco did he!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
WOOP!!!

Have THAT bovey! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Meanwhile on the express train to League 1 we even gave Ged's lot the luxury of missing pen. Last Forest goal at the City Ground, 19 Nov...
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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WOOP!!!

Have THAT bovey! Very Happy


Er, is that in the spirit of our new Respect agenda? Confused

Not a good performance and to lose to a deflection from the second worst player on the pitch (Barry had an uncharacteristic nightmare) was gutting. But then we ALWAYS lose to Everton.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Needless to say I was dead chuffed with last night's results. It's all still wide open! Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Er, why didn't they use an orange ball?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktjrZqs8gZc&sns=em
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Er, why didn't they use an orange ball?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktjrZqs8gZc&sns=em



I don't mean to be a wimp about things, but that's match abandoned if ever I saw one!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Er, why didn't they use an orange ball?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktjrZqs8gZc&sns=em



I don't mean to be a wimp about things, but that's match abandoned if ever I saw one!


Wimp. But, er, yeah. Ridiculous.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I must have watched that 10 times and still can't make out where the ball is, madness!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is it just me or is anyone else getting severely pissed off with arseholes like Terry and Suarez trying to come across as victims following their vile outbursts on the pitch? Dalglish should also shut his hole - making out that Suarez is somehow the innocent target of a witch-hunt, whilst 'he will get back to full match fitness in time, he's been out for a while', etc - he's NOT been injured, there's no reason why he couldn't have trained as hard as anyone else behind the scenes, he's missed out because he was a racist wanker - FACT, as a previous Anfield incumbent would have said...

Now, it's all 'the fans abuse will spur me on...' from the tosser himself - well, whose fault is it that there'll be abuse in the first place (over and above the usual)?

As for Terry - which of us would be able to delay his court hearing until a time of his/her choosing? Words fail me...

Rant over........
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
The worst part is Evra and Ferdinand getting booed and abuse from it. Disgusting.
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