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wurzel · Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:34 pm Post subject:

tUnE-yArDbIrDs: vehicle for egomaniac guitarists who swap the blues for Afro-beats.

Emerson, Midlake & Palmer: moog & drum solo dullness. With beards.

SPT · Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:26 pm Post subject:

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young - Kate and Will bring a fresh new sound to the quartet.

The Hanson Family - former fresh faced teens turn their hand to songs about death and depression (actually many times when I've mentiond the Handsome Family to people they've done a double take thinking I meant Hanson - must improve my diction)

Bonnie 'Prince' Billy - "just need your extra time and your ... beard"

Pixies Lott - dunno, but it'll probably end up on an advert *shudder*

Lady Gagary Glitter - Call Interpol!
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wurzel · Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:37 pm Post subject:

SPT · Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:38 pm Post subject:

Morrissey Chevalier - "Sank Heaven for Leetle ???"

Elbow Diddley -"throw those curtains wide -one day like this a year'd see me shoot my woman down"
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Thee SPC · Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:47 pm Post subject:

Camera Pobscura.

Maudlin indiepop sung by a heavy-breathing puppet.
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KevW · Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:41 pm Post subject:

Bjorking Heads - fuck knows how that would sound but I'd like to hear it.
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jimgibb · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:01 pm Post subject:

Best thread for ages
can't think of any though

SPT · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:17 pm Post subject:

The Dead Weather Girls - It's raining goths, Hallelujah it's raining goths...

and the Barry White Stripes obv.

not quite on topic, but the Red Hot Chili Parpers could either be brass band or 'petomane' versions of their songs. Either would be an improvement on the original.

ooh and the Brotherhood of Manowar!

GWARge Michael....
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wurzel · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:04 pm Post subject:

Conway Twitty, Daisy & Lewis

Wreckless Eric Clapton

SPT · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:15 pm Post subject:

U2unlimited- Bono, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no Edges
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Shands · Axe Wielding Maniac Joined: 26 Jul 2011 Posts: 204

Curiosity Killed The Catatonia – cautionary PSA regarding the consequences of rubber necking at road rage incidents, told via a medium nobody wants to hear.

Two Doors Cinema Club – Irishmen hide behind the sofa as their perky indie pop is sacrificed to the devil by Manzarek and Krieger
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S Club Six By Seven - Gloomy Notts rockers reach for the stars.

Mauricessey - Reincarnated Bee Gee wows the charts with hits including 'Isle Of Man Blood, Aussie Heart' and 'First Of The Band To Die'
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Bovine Juice · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:26 am Post subject:

Bobby Rush - Prog rock fascists go cheesy, win Opportunity Knocks and write hit single for green puppet.

KevW · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:43 am Post subject:

Bing Crimson - a 20 minute prog croonathon
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Bo P Diddley – A forlorn shepherdess mourns the loss of her flock with a bluesy number that’s been interspersed with sub standard raps to capture a contemporary audience: ‘ uh, she don’t know where they wander, worrrd, to the kebab shop over yonder, yer hearrrr’
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KevW · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:45 am Post subject:

PJ and PJ and Duncan - the 2 time Mercury winner gets ready to rumble.
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Bovine Juice · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:02 pm Post subject:

Grandiddy - Daft namechanging rapper grows a beard, castrates himself with a rusty chisel and produces noodly Neil Young-lite indie-folk rock.

Johnny Anarchy · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:08 pm Post subject:

Betty Boo Radleys - doing the shoegazey doo.

Take That Fucking Tank - progressive noise rock that your granny would like.

Godspeed You Cilla Black Emperor - surprise, surprise, thank god it's instrumental.

(still chuckling about "Bing Crimson"!)
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Thee SPC · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:32 pm Post subject:

Nirvanarama and their No1 hit "Courtney Love In The First Degree"
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