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Bovine Juice

Post subject: Bizarre perversions corner

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:47 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

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Hmmm I wonder what could have been happening (This is office friendly)

A donkey though? How ambitious is that? Why not settle for the comfort of a nice chinchilla (not the one called Chris)?

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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:52 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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She added that Mr McCarney also suffered from a fixation with the Shrek movies and could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like “Isn’t that right, Donkey?”

Oh dear. Another film ruined for me. Love it. Only in leprechaun land could it happen. A donkey is well ambitious. Fancy the hotel believing it was a family pet? Why wasn't he stopped? I used to have a thing for horses but I was never going to take them to the Dorchester with me.

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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:20 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:21 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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This bit made me chuckle:

He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage.

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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:23 pm

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that's just fabulous!

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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:29 pm

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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:36 pm

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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:42 pm

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:16 pm

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