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Gawd! You knock 'em when they just spam, so he's thrown in a brucey bonus gag and you still knock 'em. At least he didn't just try to sell us the watches. And he said hello with a smiley face. Though he could have related the joke to the product...

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Well? How much stronger will one of the old drunks in a bar get? And over what timescale? So far it seems to be based on a ten year cycle, so I suppose it SEEMS to be increasing by ten degrees with every ten years. Problem is, I'm personally not convinced it's a linear thing - surely the ageing process has to come into play at some point, as regards potential strength issues? Ooh, then again, the firmness of one of the old drunks in a bar's penis - presumably the 'humour' element - would decrease with the ageing process too...hmmm.

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