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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:29 am 
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been trying to think of a topic for my late night ramblings....

and this one is not inspired by anything specific (and I'll probably be told to sod off and this thread has already been done blah blah) but I am interested to know what other poster's favorite album to make lurve to is? (or for those of you who don't know what that means - what music does you shag to innit?)

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Anything by The Ramones or Ace Of Spades by Motorhead
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Ravels 'Bolero' is supposed to be the perfect piece to make love to seeing as it is just one long climax.... but thats not very rock 'n' roll so I'll go for early Clash whilst under the influence of cheap speed.

Songs about breaking up can be quite amusing to 'do it' too.

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The 1812 Overture.


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I’ve been put off carnal acts ever since that episode of Nathan Barley when he gives a commentary on his activities with Claire in toasting style.

Keep On Chooglin’ by Creedence Clearwater Revival is 10 minutes of a solid rock’n’roll groove that gives me time to do the deed, take off the uniform, clean up the yoghurt and put the sheep back in the paddock before the end of the song.


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FlacidCasual wrote:
Anything by The Ramones or Ace Of Spades by Motorhead
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comma comma comma full stop - brakes :lol:

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Vodka-Volauvent wrote:
[ ] Songs about breaking up can be quite amusing to 'do it' too.


Yeah reckon The Research album's a right winner on that score, what with the bouncy tunes 'n' all. "Get your teeth out of my..." :shock:

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No music. It breaks my concentration.

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Once did it to Nirvana's Unplugged but, ironically enough, didn't last much further than Come As You Are.


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Tim the Guest wrote:
Once did it to Nirvana's Unplugged but, ironically enough, didn't last much further than Come As You Are.


:lol: Thats a good effort. How long is About A Girl? 3/4 minutes? Just pitch it that you're not a fan of the album.

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That's bloody impressive actually, Tim. I'm going to invest in one of these now http://www.edenfantasys.com/MALE-DOLLS/sex-toy-812 He'll last the whole album and will not fart or just roll over afterwards, heh.

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Cavey wrote:
That's bloody impressive actually, Tim. I'm going to invest in one of these now http://www.edenfantasys.com/MALE-DOLLS/sex-toy-812 He'll last the whole album and will not fart or just roll over afterwards, heh.


Actually I think he will fart as he's entirely built on wind, and you will roll over afterwards if you pump him up too much...


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you are all very odd!! are you surely you actually know what I mean by having sex? :D

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you are all very odd!!


Odd? I would have thought that not having sex to Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam was a good thing...


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that would have been my first choice.

Actually, I have found the Evanessence album to be not bad to make lurve to - it seems to speed up just at the right points!

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Cavey wrote:
That's bloody impressive actually, Tim. I'm going to invest in one of these now http://www.edenfantasys.com/MALE-DOLLS/sex-toy-812 He'll last the whole album and will not fart or just roll over afterwards, heh.


Actually I think he will fart as he's entirely built on wind, and you will roll over afterwards if you pump him up too much...


It obviously was not a well thought out plan :? Back to the drawing board I go...

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