David Pleat - Now, don't get me wrong I've always despised the bloke (no wonder the Beeb fucked him off) but last night's punditry display was diabolical beyond belief... "The first goal is imperative, I can't over-emphasise that enough". You TWAT. *Eto'o hits the post* "Heh, I reckon that's a 'miss' by his standards". Yes Pleat, 'cos whenever anyone other than Eto'o hits the post it's a fucking GOAL isn't it? Wanker. And who the fuck is Petrocech? He getting him mixed up with that house building detective...? Dear God someone put him down...
Cynicism - The worst thing known to man. Not entirely without reason but absolutely inexcusable in about 99% of contexts in which it's used. Seriously, it makes me cry inside...
_________________ Looks like Elijah Wood. Supports Liverpool. Likes Coldplay.
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