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Oh dear god! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: And I thought tea was supposed to be given in times of pain not cause it...I hope you're feeling slightly better today hon. :?
*Note to Cavey - must not drink tea with thin pyjama pants on...in fact must not drink tea ever again...

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fucking hell dude! that sounds horrific.

hope you're feeling better today.

*tentative and delicate hug*

i wonder if the searing heat of the beverage was direct result of your predeliction for piss-weak tea? the minimal brew-time cutting down down the gap twixt boiling and drinking... or in this case dropping.

brew for at least 2 minutes children, the gonads you save may be your own.

i think we've all learned a valuable lesson here. weak tea can ruin your sex life.

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ouch! god that sounds very nasty.

you got any pictures? :twisted:

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Ooouch! Sorry to hear your news, but glad the pain has died down a bit. I've seen the effects of boiling water when a mate's kid poured a cup over it's self in a restaurant. Not pleasant.

However you can't make a decent cup of tea unless it's with boiling water, and according to Thomas Twining it should be brewed for up to 5 minutes, by which time it should have cooled down a bit. Hope this helps with future cupas.

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oh god that sounds awful.
while not being able to rival that injury, i too was an accident prone kid. despite deliberately avoiding climbing trees etc i have been in casualty more times than i can count, so much so that it sort of became expected of me. luckily i seem to have grown out of it as i have got older
anyway if it makes you feel any better, when i was a kid (10 or so) i was playing in the bath with a toy submarine which in those pre health and safety days had a serated leading edge. the upshot of this was me being dragged out of the bath and to casualty with blood gushing from my 'man bits' for stitches. i still have the scar both mentally and physically


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Fucking hell.....Thats really really really bad. reminds me of a guy who used to live upstairs from us when i was a kid who used to invite people up to his house to watch him set his penis on fire (i was never allowed to go, i was just told)

I mean obviously its not the same..


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