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I can:
Speak bits of French
Bullshit and make it sound as if I know somethng about everything
Drink pints
Pass exams
Tell other people what to do
Drive (although it took 5 tests, I fell out with lots of examiners)
Swim
Chat up men
Row
Fit a medium in Asian sizes (thats impressive)
Skank
Waltz
Survive on my own
Cook
Pull a decent pint
I can't:
Cry at funerals or when people die
Get on a motorbike without burning myself on the exhaust (see 2nd degree burn on leg, but I was wearing shorts and I'd had a few pints)
Chat up a girl
Look at people in pain, including needles in arms, without flinching and feeling awful for them... not good for a future doctor.
Feel much emotion
Have a conversation with my mum without one of us shouting
Run
Have a proper conversation with people about religion (or lack of) without just giving up.
Surf as well as i'd like to
Snowboard on a red run without being scared when turning.
Drink tequilla without being sick ( and I like tequilla)
Speak spannish
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