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1. If you see a dog turd on the pavement, next time you see it it will have a footprint in it.

2. If a film is described as a "romantic comedy" it will be shit.

3. An email from a person who uses "Hey" as an opening greeting is not an email worth reading.

4. A band that practices dance routines will be pish.

5. All ITV comedy is dire.

6. An email that has "RE: " in the title will be spam.

7. People who drink fruit flavoured alcoholic drinks don't like alcohol.

8. Bars that have happy hours are shite.

9. You will want to kill an Aussie after 15 minutes in their company.

10. Sex with a stranger is rubbish.

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