Heh. Well when I saw him it were def' him because I tapped into my cavey senses. Nobody moves like Jarvis does and I was close enough to inspect. Of course I will not be seeing him on the 15th of this month
to see if the real Cocker performs. I sent a scathing PM to Jarvis Cocker's myspace account to say that Cocker keeps using the word 'cunt' too much and it's beneath him. I added that I didn't believe that his tickets sold out in half an hour - that the gig was fixed for a selected group of people and other such rants 
Then when I read Uncut it says that he actually runs/pops in to read his myspace site. I didn't know that. Hope he did not read that message as he's my idol and I was just letting off steam. It was read by somebody. Anyhoo thought i'd capitalise on my newfound situation by asking if I could interview him. He hasn't read it yet. Hope he has the memory of a goldfish or that his body double read the other message...