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Johnny Anarchy

Post subject: sexy football

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:02 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2003 5:18 pm
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With the board being down last week, I forgot to post the item I saw in last weekend's papers, about the result of Cardiff vs Palace. Sam Hammam likened the game to a sexual orgy:

"Hammam added: 'Our opponents know they are going to get it but they are not sure when and who is going to give it to them. It's sexy football.'"

And that was only for a 2-1 win! Hammam is a dreadful asset stripper but that was quite funny. I wonder how Dirty Leeds would describe getting stuffed 5-1 yesterday?!

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:16 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
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Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

Dunno but I know City rolled over and got a damn good hooping yesterday. Big Dunney got so carried away he decided to crack one off himself after only three minutes, an act that left him so tired he slept for the rest of the match...

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Bazza

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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:53 am

Chutney ferret with lazy eye

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Location: Middlesbrough

Wasn't sexy football what Newcastle used to play?
They'd get f*cked on the pitch every week. :wink:

Anyone see the match today?
Boro 1 Geordie Scum 0

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matt611

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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:57 am

Rock n Roll God

Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:36 pm
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Location: 'norf London

I dunno about "sexy" football, but Rio's centre forward-esque exploits yesterday certainly gave me a mild semi...

But whats up with the Scousers right now...? I enjoyed beating them but I expected a bit of fight; they just rolled over ...

I can only hope the football phone ins were inundated by angry scousers (as per usual)

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Captain Howdy

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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:28 pm

Chutney ferret with lazy eye

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Location: Coventry

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tim

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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:11 pm

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