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| Author: | Bovine Juice [ Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | My campaign gathers momentum... |
Those who know me have always rated me as the complete wanker. A man with a vision, an ideal and an overactive gland in my scuddies. Clearly acts of self pleasuring shouldn't be restricted to bedtime. If you like the look of a lady's nose, a badger's ear or just the rumbling of the bus engine, you should be able to whip out the old fella and lighten your load. Well it seems my Campaign For Public Masturbation is gathering momentum... Remember kids, it's perfectly natural... |
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| Author: | Bazza [ Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:48 am ] |
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| Author: | Cavey [ Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:05 pm ] |
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| Author: | Bovine Juice [ Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:16 am ] |
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| Author: | Cavey [ Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:48 am ] |
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But on a serious note, it's just wrong. *Finding a big bucket to collect any strays in... |
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| Author: | pol pot noodle [ Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:54 am ] |
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| Author: | Westie [ Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:04 am ] |
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"Prizes will be on offer for those who have the most orgasms and those who can masturbate the longest – the record is eight-and-a-half hours" 
Anyway this is all old hat... 2 old housemates of mine used to devote every Bank Holiday Monday to the act... or, Wank Holiday Monday as he brilliantly put it. "Last one to double figures is a fucking pussy!" |
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| Author: | matt611 [ Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:13 am ] |
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| Author: | Westie [ Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:29 am ] |
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| Author: | Bovine Juice [ Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:33 am ] |
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