Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.
Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away.
Man - Fat Penguin!
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
signatures: A LOAD OF DRUG SPAM
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'Hello Westie I love you, now can you pass me my white stick and braille best seller' Be quiet you! You know that you're all Heathcliffy, Cap'n Jack Sparrow and Russell Brand rolled into one. Be off with you... anyhoo why are you all losing it over the library book? This one makes that one seem positively Shakespearesque - I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room - Ey? What? My favourite one is - Did you fart, cause you blew me away. Suits my toilet humour. On a whole though chat up lines should be avoided like the plague.