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Author: | Johnny Anarchy [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:03 am ] |
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We haven't had a comedy thread for a while so here's joke one: A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. Finally the doctor arrived, examined the baby. He checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm very glad I came." Thanks. I'm here all week. |
Author: | Fernando [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:08 am ] |
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Fang you very much! ![]() |
Author: | dr_gavin [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:03 am ] |
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Author: | Captain Howdy [ Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:35 am ] |
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Author: | dr_gavin [ Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:02 pm ] |
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NEST to see Lee and Herr-WING are still rem-HEN-BIRD? |
Author: | Captain Howdy [ Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:25 pm ] |
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Curse you, God, for making me this way! |
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