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About 98% of TV for me I'm afraid.

The worse offenders are any soaps and things like desperate housewives and ER, I can't be in the same room if my other half if watching, oh and all those top 100 shows. They'll be able to have a top 100 show of all the top 100's shows soon, if you get what I mean!?[/i]

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The Wright Stuff - used to amuse me, now just depressing - bunch of middle-brow half-wits puking up right-wing bile as if it was basic common sense. Typical comment: "I think some actions are so bad that human rights don't apply to the perpetrator".

Davina - sorry, but as her boobs droop so does my interest.

The Apprentice - dumbfucks get what they deserve, but that's no reason to watch. All the other examples of Humiliation TV, from "Weakest Link" to "How Clean Is Your Anus?" are just as bad.

M*A*S*H* - everyone loved this in the 70s; WHAT THE FUCK WERE WE THINKING?


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Any soap but particularly Eastenders. All so predictable, and all that in yer face yelling. Worst aspect is the episode closer - the way people always misunderstand a situation and rather than seek clarification yell something and stomp off. Usually in full gaze of everyone else in the Square's park or market.

Bo Selecta! - Swearing's only funny when it comes as a surprise, not when it's the only thing that bonds the grotesque show together.

Anything with Graham Norton in - a very poor man's Kenneth Williams.

Little Britain - Tries too hard to shock and just ends up embarrassing and unfunny.

Last of the Summer Wine - Predictable I know but jeez nothing at all ever happens apart from a load of wee stained geriatrics acting in a schoolboy manner.

2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Awful, puerile drivel. Pushes no boundaries at all.


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Anything from America that's on Channel 4 at 10pm weekdays. Except Lost. Everything else (Housewives, Nip/Tuck etc) is just porn for people who don't like porn.

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