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Mine's inspired by a crap joke I was reminded of shortly before I graced ye with my presence...

What do you call a bloke with a lump of meat on his head?
Hamed (most likely the incorrect spelling)

What do you call a bloke with two lumps of meat on his head?
Mohamed...

Moham Ed

Ironically though, if your name was either Hamed or Mohamed your unlikely to have anything to with any form of pork :wink:


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Question...
What's the pig equivalent of "Bovine"?


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jlord comes from something that dookerdoo's best mate's then-girlfriend (now wife) called me a couple of times, which i then forgot but subliminally it stuck around and then the doo man resurrected it...

i think because we walked past the estate agent felicity j lord on our way home from work once.

cows = bovine
pigs = porcine
wolves = lupine
cats = feline
dogs = canine
horses = equine
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I wanted to be named after a Clash song basically, and "The Card Cheat" is a particularly fine one.

And I have been known to cheat badly at cards. I can't really play cards at all to be honest.


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