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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:45 pm 
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Probably made up but vaguely amusing

Pensioner rock band Status Quo is currently
touring UK and Europe. Back in the Quo's 80s
prime, during a tour of Australia, the tour
bus hit a kangaroo while in transit through the
desert. Everyone piled out to look and very soon
the kangaroo corpse was dressed in Quo tour
t-shirt, denims and shades, and propped up against
the bus for a photo-opportunity with the band.

However the animal was not dead, merely stunned.
Suddenly it came to, and bounded off into the
desert still dressed like Rick Parfitt. The band
and roadies fell about laughing and wandered
back on to the bus... until someone realised
that the denim jacket they put on the kangaroo
belonged to the bus driver... and it still
had the keys to the bus in it.

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urban myth i'm afraid. seem to recall a friend telling me this had happened to her dad and a bunch of his mates a few years back!

my fave urban myth is still the sweetcorn one. always a winner! :wink:


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:42 pm 
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pol pot noodle wrote:
urban myth i'm afraid. seem to recall a friend telling me this had happened to her dad and a bunch of his mates a few years back!

my fave urban myth is still the sweetcorn one. always a winner! :wink:


I've got the feeling it's got something to do with bottoms but what's the sweetcorn one...?

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your psychic powers are so impressive i may have to start calling you 'mystic smeg'!

the sweetcorn urban myth goes: 'ooh, my mate was shagging his girlfriend up the arse the other night, and when he pulled out his cock it had a perfectly formed piece of sweetcorn on the end.'

the 'ooh' is integral to the story by the way! but then, you knew that...'cos you is mystic!


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:49 pm 
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Intriguing. So is that just a niblet or the whole cob?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:56 pm 
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a can of jolly green giant methinks!


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