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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:51 pm 
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I am best man for a mates stag do tomorrow, I don't want to cause much mischief but if I don't do something I know one of the others will do something a million times worse. Any ideas for a mild stag prank, Ms. Noodle, cavey and Furs spring to mind for some reason with their wicked minds. We shall be in Newcastle friday to sunday taking in a charlton gme, the grooms team of choice.

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As a long-term former resident of Newcastle, I might be able to help out with an idea or two of where to go Teasy. What kind of thing are you after?


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Tame stuff really, nothing too hardcore, especially as he is the 1st of us to get settled down and it will end up multiplied time on time

He loves a beer and isn't adverse to a titty bar

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Can't really help you on the latter but he ought to be happy in and around the Bigg Market or down on the Quayside. Not what you'd call the discerning drinker/indie fan's choice but I don't think that's what you're really after :) There are so many pubs/bars/clubs in the two aforementioned areas that you can spend as much or little time in them as you want and then stumble about three yards to the next one.


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TAKE1TEASY wrote:
Tame stuff really, nothing too hardcore, especially as he is the 1st of us to get settled down and it will end up multiplied time on time

He loves a beer and isn't adverse to a titty bar


Just wear Kevin keegan wigs then and play that song of his 'Head over heels' while drinking hot chocolate in a safe environment - otherwise by the time it gets to you lad you'll be stripped naked, painted, plastered with bread and held down on the pavement in Trafalgar square....mmmm, do they have pigeons in Geordie land?...

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some mates of mine left the groom in a wood near where he lived but planted him with a used foreign train ticket making him think he was on the continent somewhere when really he was completely safe and only about 200 yrds from home!

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there's also a trick where you get him REALLY drunk and when he goes to bed and passes out, spit in a rubber and lay it between his bum cheeks.... not so tame, but he won't come to any harm! :D

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Fatbobsgirl, they're two corking suggestions! :lol: :twisted:

I've never been on a stag do where it all turned 'bad' or involved strippers etc but I did once go on one where I had to take the best man home because he was so paralytic. Unfortunately he then pee'd all over the duvet in his sleep. Next time he came round he pee'd all over the video recorder - we didn't realise until the Granada video rental man came round to check out our callout and questioned why the floor around it was so damp. Unfortunately when he went to test its replacement he grabbed the nearest VHS lying around which was a coverless one. My flatmate (a girl) and repairman looked on horrified as the sleazy 70s music kicked in with a bouncing bottom filling the screen... the VHS was a dodgy soft porn one that we'd found in a bush in the garden 2 days earlier (this is gospel truth!) :oops:

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Bovine Juice wrote:
the VHS was a dodgy soft porn one that we'd found in a bush in the garden 2 days earlier (this is gospel truth!) :oops:


Yeah yeah, and when the police came round you just happened to have bought your PC from Glitterking Bargain Used Computers the week before too.

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