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| Author: | Bovine Juice [ Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Wude Joke |
> > The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town. > > One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of > > his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. > > > > The reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and > > sat down next to the woman. > > > > "Mrs Fitzgerald," he said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my > > congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?" > > "Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. > > > > When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and > > forth. The reverend realised that she'd had far too much to drink and > > grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance > > and tumbled to the floor. > > > > After rolling around for a few moments, the reverend wound up on top of > Mrs > > Fitzger ald, her skirt hiked up to her waist. > > > > The pub landlord looked over and said, "Oi Mate, we won't have any of that > > carrying on in this pub." > > > > The reverend looked up at the landlord and said, "But you don't > understand, > > I'm Pastor Flapps." > > > > The landlord nodded and said, "Oh well, if you're that far in, you might > as > > well finish." |
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| Author: | pol pot noodle [ Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:49 pm ] |
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what do a tupperware saleswoman and a randy walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal |
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| Author: | Bovine Juice [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:32 pm ] |
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