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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:26 am 
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Really need a good lady friend now, tore the ligaments in my lower back and broke my right wrist playing football yesterday so am bed ridden and solo sex incapacitated.

I buy monthly train travel tickets and am only a few days into this months, any ideas people if I can get it refunded?

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Really need a good lady friend now, tore the ligaments in my lower back and broke my right wrist playing football yesterday so am bed ridden and solo sex incapacitated.

I buy monthly train travel tickets and am only a few days into this months, any ideas people if I can get it refunded?


Jeez, unlucky Teasy, good luck with the recovery. I'd like to help out with the erm predicament but I'm sure there must be someone more suitable around... Tony T broke both his wrists about 2 years ago so he'll have suggestions about how to overcome these difficulties as that boy is dangerous if not milked twice hourly...

As for train refunds - you can but they charge you for the privilege.

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Not the best run of luck, broke my wrist July 03 and was signed off until Jan 04. Same wrist different bone. I am only temping at the mo so think I am royally screwed with regards sick pay too.

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Not the best run of luck, broke my wrist July 03 and was signed off until Jan 04. Same wrist different bone. I am only temping at the mo so think I am royally screwed with regards sick pay too.


:(

Well if you're desperate for a night out, I'm sure some of us SoundsXP-ers could meet up with you near Liverpool St station and pay for a few beers for you to try to cheer you up some time.

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Well if you're desperate for a night out, I'm sure some of us SoundsXP-ers could meet up with you near Liverpool St station and pay for a few beers for you to try to cheer you up some time.


Yeah. And I am not even 16. Or female! :lol:

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Thats a really nice gesture and much appreciated.

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Bovine Juice wrote:
that boy is dangerous if not milked twice hourly...


that just made me spray my keyboard with tea, you potty mouthed bugger! :lol:


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I met an old grumpy perv last night and he assured me i'd find more of them here. I see he wasn't wrong! :wink:

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I met an old grumpy perv last night and he assured me i'd find more of them here. I see he wasn't wrong! :wink:


Wotcha! And welcome to our home (a skip round the back of an abatoir). Now get your balaclava off so we can check for head lice...

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Grumpy perv spotter wrote:
I met an old grumpy perv last night and he assured me i'd find more of them here. I see he wasn't wrong! :wink:


Wotcha! And welcome to our home (a skip round the back of an abatoir). Now get your balaclava off so we can check for head lice...


Aye just don't remove my Alan Whicker's, gawd knows what you'd find!! :oops: :wink:

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 3:44 pm 
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Can we do an indie lonely hearts, I am after a 16 to 30 year old lass with a good taste in music and films, witty, who I wont be embarassed to be seen with. Realised its been a while and the festivals are not far round the corner, dont want to go just with lads ever again.

I am 26 and still in control of all my bodily functions, live near sunny southend and work in camden. Any takers?, ladies only I am afraid pink gingham kid.


Teasy, you're in luck, I find myself currently unexpectedly reavailable ;) I don't fall into your age group, I've been known to listen to David Gray and my current favourite film is The Incredibles. HOWEVER, I'm fond of kebabs, spent my formative years in South Ockendon and I *do* have other things going for me. I come well recommended, (where's Juice when you need him, something to do with puppy-dogs noses anyway.) At 26 you're a little old for me so I'll need some assurances that you're financially and mentally stable :)

Oh bugger, you're out of work. *sigh* So many men, so little success...


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Define financially stable? Can always afford to treat you to a kebab, unless you are an extra large kinda gal

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unless you are an extra large kinda gal


Hey leave some chubbies for me...

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Hey, supersize me, baby ;)


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I'll come and milk you twice a day teasy but I don't come cheap - I want a mars bar and a packet of fruit pastilles at least...
Bad news all round for you at the moment hey lad? Never mind there's
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As an old pal once said everything is ok if you have an address you can pick mail up from and you aren't carrying around a colostomy bag with you.

Talking of colostomy bags (anyone notice how much they look like microwave currys?) my cousin had driving lessons from a driving instructor who used to sit with his colostomy bag on his lap, thats the ultimate barometer of how nervous you are making your instructor feel I think.

Think I can stretch to a mars bar and fruit pastilles Cavey and I will chuck in some haribo as well at weekends

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TAKE1TEASY wrote:
As an old pal once said everything is ok if you have an address you can pick mail up from and you aren't carrying around a colostomy bag with you.

Talking of colostomy bags (anyone notice how much they look like microwave currys?) my cousin had driving lessons from a driving instructor who used to sit with his colostomy bag on his lap, thats the ultimate barometer of how nervous you are making your instructor feel I think.

Think I can stretch to a mars bar and fruit pastilles Cavey and I will chuck in some haribo as well at weekends


For that lot I'll do it meself.


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I'll come and milk you twice a day teasy but I don't come cheap - I want a mars bar and a packet of fruit pastilles at least...
Bad news all round for you at the moment hey lad? Never mind there's
always something good waiting round the corner...
At least you can log in...


caveyy, you're a shameless hussy....and i like it! :D


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Caveyy wrote:
I'll come and milk you twice a day teasy but I don't come cheap - I want a mars bar and a packet of fruit pastilles at least...
Bad news all round for you at the moment hey lad? Never mind there's
always something good waiting round the corner...
At least you can log in...


caveyy, you're a shameless hussy....and i like it! :D


I think you two were separated at birth. Actually someone accused me of inventing you as an alter ego the other day. Unfortunately I couldn't think of any way to prove that you weren't. Especially as I also look like Lou Beale...

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