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hmm, indeed, i can't really see how you can prove you're not an ageing brummy bird with a dodgy sphincter.

although, if pol pot noodle were infact you, surely i'd/they would keep posting things like 'ooh bovine you've the pheremones of a rampant stallion on heat and a cock the size of chelmsford'. or something...

I went to Chelmsford once. I wasn't terribly impressed.

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sometimes I write things....

true. but it is big. and throbbing. and, erm, did it smell of cheese?

Quite. I'd be blowing my own horn... erm so to speak...

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Mod Supreme, Demon Headmaster

Cor...'we've got a live one here, Kenneth...'

There was a Dairylea processing plant just outside the town centre...and when the wind was right....

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sometimes I write things....

It's all true Noodle girl and now that Teasy has thrown haribo into the equation there's nowt that I would not do for him to relieve him of his problems...

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

Answer is there on the sports pages, assuming you read the Observer. In an article about the Southampton-Portsmouth rivalry, it reported that sailors from Portsmouth are called "skates" because sailors get lonely on long voyages and they found that the mouth of a skate is most like a mimsy (certainly better than slices of liver, apparently, but where do you get liver on a round the world voyage? And was it trial and error that led them to the skate rather than, say, the barracuda? And who does all this research anyway?). So Teasy, me lad, phone up the fishmongers and ask for a home delivery for an old jack tar who's in port and needs unloading.

Without skating around the issue, I presume they'd chuck the, erm, used fish over the side. So there really could be such things are mermaids, then? There's a,ahem, watertight scientific explanation for them.

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sometimes I write things....

Ooh Take1easy you big boy! Im available, im tall dark handsome. You can take me out but you must pay!

Tall dark and handsome. Is SoundsXP suddenly becoming a knocking shop for those who endulge in alternative lifestyles...? Besides I thought the Pink Gingham Kid was the only gay in the village...

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Mod Supreme, Demon Headmaster

If you have decided that you are gay Edge does that mean your missus is available?

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Life is what happens when you are busy making plans - John Winston Lennon

I may have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers - ?

On second thoughts ill stick with my missus! Crocked gingers arnt really my taste anyway!!!!

PGK Gay? Nobody told me! I thought he was just being friendly when kissed me!

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GREENFORD ROCK CITY!

Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the Rock 'n' Roll....

I think as lonely-hearts ads go Teasy hasn't done too badly at all, he has three women and a man all fighting over him. We just have to decide who goes first now. What say we, er, toss for it?