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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:58 pm 
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someone accused me of inventing you as an alter ego the other day. Unfortunately I couldn't think of any way to prove that you weren't. Especially as I also look like Lou Beale...


hmm, indeed, i can't really see how you can prove you're not an ageing brummy bird with a dodgy sphincter.

although, if pol pot noodle were infact you, surely i'd/they would keep posting things like 'ooh bovine you've the pheremones of a rampant stallion on heat and a cock the size of chelmsford'. or something...


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I went to Chelmsford once. I wasn't terribly impressed.

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true. but it is big. and throbbing. and, erm, did it smell of cheese?


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pol pot noodle wrote:
Bovine Juice wrote:
someone accused me of inventing you as an alter ego the other day. Unfortunately I couldn't think of any way to prove that you weren't. Especially as I also look like Lou Beale...


hmm, indeed, i can't really see how you can prove you're not an ageing brummy bird with a dodgy sphincter.

although, if pol pot noodle were infact you, surely i'd/they would keep posting things like 'ooh bovine you've the pheremones of a rampant stallion on heat and a cock the size of chelmsford'. or something...


Quite. I'd be blowing my own horn... erm so to speak...

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pol pot noodle wrote:
true. but it is big. and throbbing. and, erm, did it smell of cheese?


Cor...'we've got a live one here, Kenneth...'

There was a Dairylea processing plant just outside the town centre...and when the wind was right....

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Caveyy wrote:
I'll come and milk you twice a day teasy but I don't come cheap - I want a mars bar and a packet of fruit pastilles at least...
Bad news all round for you at the moment hey lad? Never mind there's
always something good waiting round the corner...
At least you can log in...


caveyy, you're a shameless hussy....and i like it! :D


It's all true Noodle girl and now that Teasy has thrown haribo into the equation there's nowt that I would not do for him to relieve him of his problems...

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TAKE1TEASY wrote:
Really need a good lady friend now, tore the ligaments in my lower back and broke my right wrist playing football yesterday so am bed ridden and solo sex incapacitated.

I buy monthly train travel tickets and am only a few days into this months, any ideas people if I can get it refunded?


Answer is there on the sports pages, assuming you read the Observer. In an article about the Southampton-Portsmouth rivalry, it reported that sailors from Portsmouth are called "skates" because sailors get lonely on long voyages and they found that the mouth of a skate is most like a mimsy (certainly better than slices of liver, apparently, but where do you get liver on a round the world voyage? And was it trial and error that led them to the skate rather than, say, the barracuda? And who does all this research anyway?). So Teasy, me lad, phone up the fishmongers and ask for a home delivery for an old jack tar who's in port and needs unloading. :wink:


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Without skating around the issue, I presume they'd chuck the, erm, used fish over the side. So there really could be such things are mermaids, then? There's a,ahem, watertight scientific explanation for them.

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Ooh Take1easy you big boy! Im available, im tall dark handsome. You can take me out but you must pay!


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Ooh Take1easy you big boy! Im available, im tall dark handsome. You can take me out but you must pay!


Tall dark and handsome. Is SoundsXP suddenly becoming a knocking shop for those who endulge in alternative lifestyles...? Besides I thought the Pink Gingham Kid was the only gay in the village...

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If you have decided that you are gay Edge does that mean your missus is available?

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On second thoughts ill stick with my missus! Crocked gingers arnt really my taste anyway!!!!


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Ooh Take1easy you big boy! Im available, im tall dark handsome. You can take me out but you must pay!


Tall dark and handsome. Is SoundsXP suddenly becoming a knocking shop for those who endulge in alternative lifestyles...? Besides I thought the Pink Gingham Kid was the only gay in the village...


PGK Gay? Nobody told me! I thought he was just being friendly when kissed me! :shock:

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:55 pm 
I think as lonely-hearts ads go Teasy hasn't done too badly at all, he has three women and a man all fighting over him. We just have to decide who goes first now. What say we, er, toss for it? ;)


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