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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:49 pm 
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let me rephrase - what about his two girlfriends palmela and handrea? surely they can assist him, thus negating the need for a wheelbarrow.

or has he got a percy thrower fetish?


No just mitts like number 7 shovels - I don't care how good an imagination you've got, it's hard to pretend it's someone else when your privates are swamped inside a massive callous encrusted paw! :shock:

And it doesn't matter how long you sit on your hands before commencement, the feeling comes back to them way before you've crossed the finishing line :?

Maybe Bov should loan him one of his "special" pieces of hosery :D

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I don't care how good an imagination you've got, it's hard to pretend it's someone else when your privates are swamped inside a massive callous encrusted paw! :shock:

And it doesn't matter how long you sit on your hands before commencement, the feeling comes back to them way before you've crossed the finishing line :?


you've clearly researched this thoroughly! :shock:

i have a male friend who never wanks using his hands. he dry humps a pillow, like blunketts guide dog on heat. the mind boggles!


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too much detail pol


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too much detail pol


Quite. And I never saw Blunkett's dog do that. Has he still got dear old Lucy?


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too much detail? that was the discreet version for those of a nervous disposition. sheesh, i didn't even mention the swarfega or the frey bentos.


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I haven't been keeping up with this board for a day so as I've been busy at work but I just had to go outside for a fag after sitting here pissing myself laughing at the discussion of my non-existant sex life.

I couldn't really explain to my colleagues what was amusing me quite so much, you buggers :lol:


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Did you have to clean your computer screen.........

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No, but you should see the state of my keyboard at home :wink:


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pol pot noodle wrote:
Bananas wrote:
I don't care how good an imagination you've got, it's hard to pretend it's someone else when your privates are swamped inside a massive callous encrusted paw! :shock:

And it doesn't matter how long you sit on your hands before commencement, the feeling comes back to them way before you've crossed the finishing line :?


you've clearly researched this thoroughly! :shock:

i have a male friend who never wanks using his hands. he dry humps a pillow, like blunketts guide dog on heat. the mind boggles!


I've researched this no more than any other bloke that has been single and horny at the same time (though at least I admit to it! :shock: )

Believe me, there are some posters on here who have been up to much worse than me over the years....... but that's another story.... :D

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Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:58 pm 
Well from an innocent kebab....I hold the mime boy totally responsible for lowering the tone of this thread with his sausage in batter comment - my conscience is clear....


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Well from an innocent kebab....I hold the mime boy totally responsible for lowering the tone of this thread with his sausage in batter comment - my conscience is clear....


I thank you.................

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